carryonmybitchjerk

i-am-not-your-baby-unicorn:

saltwaterandink:

leviswaxedass:

dahniwitchoflight:

leviswaxedass:

disneydamselestelle:

scottylubemeup:

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.

so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.

(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )

HOLY SHIT WHAT

I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.

JESUS CHRIST JESUS.

YOU NASTY.

#WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN JESUS IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS JESUS

THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—

Plot Twist: The Bible is full of blowjobs

and they say homosexuality is sin.

fabulous-fandom-fanatic

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

cinna-mon-peeta-bread:

hellothisissatan:

chronic-ash420:

Remember to have a Super Breakfast!

I was looking at this post, being all like “This is awesome!” But then there was this surprise at the end. And BAM! Feels!
I came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.

Okay but I need Thorrios with all immediate speed

fabulous-fandom-fanatic

yaelstiel:

yaelstiel:

S10 Promo [x]

Dean’s face is like: Nah, I’m not sure I need you anymore… 

Okay but look:
Crowley is looking UP to Dean, he knows how powerful Dean is, now, and that he needs to be cautious around him.

And look at Dean, he is looking down on Crowley, super confident-I-don’t-give-a-shit-about-you expression.

I love it so much.
Kick his ass boy!